Nine nasty nattering nanas without bandanas
Rolled through to the produce with a plan to go bananas
With weaponized lungs & spit-spattering tongues
Old people mad like their immune system is young
6-foot toddler stroll through the store just to bawl
Whenever they're asked to give a fuck about the rest of y'all
Wait, cover your whole ass with bikinis made of masks
But show your whole ass if they got the gall to ask?
What in the 'I Am Legend?' Using bodies like weapons
Who's coughin', see a coffin, & think, "Let me step in!"
It's always the melodramatic panicking dumbass
Defying the scientists and think they're head of the class
Won't even wash hands & scoff at basic sanitation
Wonder why you won't find me on public transportation?
Get too close, I'll stiff-arm you and whoever you're with
You have no condition...Cover your shit

Fuck your face, man...Fuck your face
Fuck your face, yo...fuck your face
Fuck your face, man...fuck your face
Fuck your face, dude...fuck your face

See I don't understand why we struggle to reach basic
America half way through the year with naked faces
I hate the fact we even have to have this conversation
If only my tolerance would go up with all of their ratings
All in my face with stanky ass breath, fall in line
Don't tell me you can't breathe, I won't pay you half the mind
Fuck your mossy oak balaclava, Go find a tree to climb while
Soaking yourselves in deer piss for hours at a time
Fake hysteria over your freedoms making shit worse
Go swish bleach and sip oxy clean to satiate your thirst, (please)
On your futon swallowing all of Trump's tweets online
I'm wide-eyed to truth, grieving the loss of John Prine
Get your mask before it's too late to steer this disaster
Covid-19 even tried to snuff the fly god
Long road ahead, yet we keep stepping backwards
I suppose it's time for us to get back to popping these Tide Pods

Fuck your face, man...Fuck your face
Fuck your face, yo...fuck your face
Fuck your face, man...fuck your face
Fuck your face, dude... (Put on a mask) fuck your face