Nine nasty nattering nanas without bandanas
Rolled through to the produce with a plan to go bananas
With weaponized lungs & spit-spattering tongues
Old people mad like their immune system is young
6-foot toddler stroll through the store just to bawl
Whenever they're asked to give a f*** about the rest of y'all
Wait, cover your whole a** with bikinis made of masks
But show your whole a** if they got the gall to ask?
What in the 'I Am Legend?' Using bodies like weapons
Who's coughin', see a coffin, & think, "Let me step in!"
It's always the melodramatic panicking dumba**
Defying the scientists and think they're head of the class
Won't even wash hands & scoff at basic sanitation
Wonder why you won't find me on public transportation?
Get too close, I'll stiff-arm you and whoever you're with
You have no condition...Cover your sh**

F*** your face, man...F*** your face
F*** your face, yo...F*** your face
F*** your face, man...F*** your face
F*** your face, dude...F*** your face

See I don't understand why we struggle to reach basic
America half way through the year with naked faces
I hate the fact we even have to have this conversation
If only my tolerance would go up with all of their ratings
All in my face with stanky a** breath, fall in line
Don't tell me you can't breathe, I won't pay you half the mind
F*** your mossy oak balaclava, Go find a tree to climb while
Soaking yourselves in deer piss for hours at a time
Fake hysteria over your freedoms making sh** worse
Go swish bleach and sip oxy clean to satiate your thirst, (please)
On your futon swallowing all of Trump's tweets online
I'm wide-eyed to truth, grieving the loss of John Prine
Get your mask before it's too late to steer this disaster
Covid-19 even tried to snuff the fly god
Long road ahead, yet we keep stepping backwards
I suppose it's time for us to get back to popping these Tide Pods

F*** your face, man...F*** your face
F*** your face, yo...F*** your face
F*** your face, man...F*** your face
F*** your face, dude... (Put on a mask) F*** your face